wat bout pragnant strippers??
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
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well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
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Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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