You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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