Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
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do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
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She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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