Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
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normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
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Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
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