So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
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Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
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We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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