your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
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Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
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I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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