Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
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Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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