What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
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when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
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my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
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