D3 body, D1 cock
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Randomize