CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
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MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
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I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
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