I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
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Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
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You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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