I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
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I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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