That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
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His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
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AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
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