it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
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You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
I think I have vodka in my lungs
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
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I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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