It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
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This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
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My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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