After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
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walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
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If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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