you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
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I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
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At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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