I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
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So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
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After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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