Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
someone threw a dead crab at me
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
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I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
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He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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