His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
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And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
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He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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