I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
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I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
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Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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