Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
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I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
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I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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