did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
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the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
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Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
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