Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
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Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
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What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
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