the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
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i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
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He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
i believe in u and ur pee
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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