he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
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Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
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We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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