does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
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I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
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I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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