conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
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You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
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I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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