Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
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Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
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So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
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