It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
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he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
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Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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