If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
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Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
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I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
Randomize