i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
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i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
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I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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