They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
Woke up in a pool of alcohol sweat. Probably could wring out my sheets and make a decent cocktail.
I feel like one of those toads that you lick to get high or find a prince.... cept when you lick me you find a drunk whore.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
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i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
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Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
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