I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
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totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
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I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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