I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
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once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
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If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
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