It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
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Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
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I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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