if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
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and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
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Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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