long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
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I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
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Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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