community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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