you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
she peed on how many people?
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
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His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
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Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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