Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
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you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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