Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
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So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
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Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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