I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
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There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
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You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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