Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
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She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
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I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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