AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
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I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
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Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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