just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
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I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
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I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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