I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
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Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
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Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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