how can u be prego again
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
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The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
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We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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