There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
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Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
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i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
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