Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
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He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
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Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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